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04 December 2017 à 08:46

linlybest, Wednesday 22 November 2017 à 07:24 | Quote


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If I ever eat this, you can expect to read my 2,300 word column

that's just "WHYYYYYYY?" over and over.

Part of me knows if I eat one of those peppers and record the result, many a laugh will be had at my discomfort. Human suffering is genuinely amusing when it's the sort of suffering someone brings on themselves and is mostly cartoonish in nature. Wouldn't you like to see me eat an outrageously hot pepper and then writhe in agony? Of course you would. But I have trepidation. Not for the first round of pain; that's to be expected, as my insides knot in fiery torment and panic sweats blind me while I blubber like a guppy desperate to find a puddle. Is there no pill that a human can take to help absorb the capsaicin they've consumed? No medicine we can take a spoonful of to ensure that the hot sauce we're only supposed to open with welder's gloves will ease on out, like soft ice cream from Dairy Queen?

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The idea behind the was a good ravens store[/url] one: Let's improve wanking. You [url=https://www.brownsjerseyshop.com/]cleveland browns jerseys can't be down on that. But why a flashlight? Is fucking a flashlight normal somewhere? I certainly hope not. This is like making camouflage out of a repeating burger pattern, on the off chance you need to hide out in a McDonald's dumpster.

Basically, I'm saying the adds a needless dimension to your wankery. Why not strip away the illumination and just put that rubbery, texturized inside on a glove? Then you just have a masturbation glove that, for all anyone cares, looks like a rubber glove. By the way, "squirt apple" is officially my 1,000th euphemism on Cracked, and the shittiest one I've ever made. I'm getting a gold pen from management!A Sarcasm FontMy god, would this idea make a fortune.

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If we ever elect this, you can expect to read Adam Tod Brown's 2,300 word column

that's just "I FUCKING WARNED YOU!" over and over.

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Human suffering is genuinely amusing when it's the sort of suffering someone brings on themselves and is mostly cartoonish in nature. Wouldn't you like to see me eat an outrageously hot pepper and then writhe in agony? Of course you would. But I have trepidation.
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